At last: time to ignore the unseasonably freezing British weather, and run away to Berlin with my Handler for the BLF | ECM Easter Leather Weekend!
I've been looking forward to this for weeks: six days of obediently trotting beside my Man whilst we explore a brand new city, famed for its 'Divine decadence' since Christopher Isherwood Changed Trains with his camera under his arm... I've even been trying to learn a little, relevant, German ('Ya: ich bin sein hunt...' :) )
But first: how to get all this perversity into one little 20kg suitcase....?!?